smoking near doors.

what if i could walk around with this sign around my neck? or attached to my book bag? would people who are smoking stop walking near me? would they stop crowding around the doors i am trying to use while holding my breath?

hey...i understand it's an addiction. and i am happy to look around and see that smoking is way less cool than it was even five year ago. but it's still gross. and just because you have to smoke outside does not mean you are not clouding my lungs with your yuckiness. i drink enough coffee to poison myself, thank you. i don't need your 2nd hand carcinogens on top of it.

it's a beautiful day out there--stop ruining it with your smokiness. haven't you heard: white, whiter and whitest teeth is the new hip thing. try that on.